Sunday, April 6, 2014

Disney Sitcoms Have Ruined Everything Good About Television

Okay. There are a million reasons why Disney Channel made up a lot of my childhood, with everything from the Lilo and Stitch series, Recess, etc. etc. etc. But 2011 came along and introduced your average Disney sitcoms; a young female actress whose age ranges from 13 to 19,  a stereotypically "geeky" sidekick, a sidekick with the IQ of a dead goat, and a few others. 

There are plenty of bad toilet jokes, a surprising amount of them being bra jokes. Many of the lines are terrible puns, most of which don't make any sense. The actors are absolute crap, the writing is the same in every show. Every show has the same feel as each other. If you take two of the main characters from two different shows, you can literally have them switch places and it would not seem at all different. And that's probably because they are written by a small entertainment corporation you've never even heard of

The people "It's A Laugh Productions" have have no conception as to what a real sitcom is. First, you need actually good writing. Second, you need actually good comedy. Third, you need actually good actors. Fourth, you need actually good situations. I think you understand what I'm getting at here. None of the Disney sitcoms created by It's A Laugh include any of these, but include the opposite.

In much of the musical scenes, the lip syncing is atrocious, and terribly edited, causing the terrible lip-syncing to be terribly out of sync. 

Disney Channel just isn't even worth talking about, and that's why I just wrote a five paragraph about it.

~RJ


UPDATE: I just heard a transphobic joke on one of their sitcoms. Another reason why Disney sitcoms are terrible.

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